My cousin just sang me this:
Danny + Mariah sitting in a tree
First comes love, the comes marriage
Then comes an abrupt, tragic misscarriage
Then comes blame, then comes despair
Two hearts damaged beyond repair
Danny leaves Mariah and takes the tree
Oh, how childhood has changed....
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad. Girl: Yeah me too. I need new clothes. Bruno Mars: No you dont. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are. Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me? Bruno Mars: No but I'll catch a grenade for ya. Girl: Really? Even today? *Girl gets hit by grenade* Bruno Mars: Today I dont feel like doing anything.
I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test, or any test i've ever taken. i'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, i'm stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i'm pretty sure only talks