Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because he's a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher Stark 22, Kristopher Gould 25, David Fahey 23 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor them by liking this... show them you care
Guy: Do you want a hug? Girl: No. Guy:Do you even know what I just said? Girl: Yea Guy: What did I say then? Girl:Do you want a hug? Guy: Well, if you insist
See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people. You don't know their life.
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
You hear a noise in the middle of the night, Age 9: ''I GOING TO SLEEP IN MY MOMMY'S ROOM'', Age 13: ''Screw it, it is not even noon yet'', Age 16: cracks knuckles ''IT'S ON''
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My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
Girl- "Hey" Boy- "Hi" Girl- "Wassup?" Boy- "Nothing, you?" Girl- "Me too." Boy- "Cool" Girl- "Yeah." *End of conversation. Like if this happens to you*
Girl: Do you really love me? Boy: Of course I do. Girl: I wanna hear you say it. Boy: I don't have to. Girl: Why noto Boy: Because. Girl: I just wanna hear you say it in words. Boy: I can't. The girl started to cry softly and said: Then you don"t love me. The 2 continued to walk in silence. They reached the girls home. Girl: Why Boy: Do you really wanna knowk Girl: (hesitantly) Yes. He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose and whispered in her ear. "Because three words aren"t enough..."
I'm a girl. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of makeup. I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online. I don't make out with loads of guys, or other girls, to get attention. I'm a girl, and I'm me. And I'm not going to change for anyone.
Like if you've ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started Spent an entire weekend in your pyjamas Accidently called your friend by the wrong name Laughed for 5-10minutes straight Couldn't find your phone when it's in your hand or Felt like a ninja when you walk through the house at night.
Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don't lie. Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club. Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!? Son: yeh...I saw dad
Boy: So, sex at my place? Girl: Yah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder. Girl: OK? ~Later~ Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE! Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed! Like if you get it ;D
*Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... ...You: DAD! COCA-COLA? Dad: Oh.....
Three girls running from the cops, a blonde, Brunette, and a red head.. they all hide and the cop comes by looks at a garbage can and says: Hmm i wonder whats in here, the red head says squeek squeek and he leaves He passes a dog house and says: Hmm whats in here, the Brunette says Woof Woof!, nd he leaves.. He passes a Potato sack and says: Hmm whats in here, the Blonde says PO-TA-TOES!!
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything. I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong. I'm ugly because sometimes my face isn't perfect. I'm a pushover because I like making people happy. I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group. I'm fake because I'm too nice. I'm weird because I'm not like you. I'm fat because I eat when I'm hungry. I'm clingy because I don't like to be alone.Im sorry for being myself. actually im not sorry at all
I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number?
One day, my little sister came home from school. She demanded that I take her to the library so she could get some books on sign language. I asked her why, and she told me about a new kid at school who was deaf, she wanted to befriend him. Today, I stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign 'I do.'
Ladies Can You Explain This: I never understood how if a woman is in her pants and bra, it's not acceptable. But if she's in a bikini then its ok? I mean, whats the difference?
"Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5, because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake."
WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL? MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. SPORT: I have a Wii. LANGUAGES: I watch Dora. ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. MATH: Thats why we have calculators. GEOGRAPHY: Ill buy a globe. DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders! HISTORY: Theyre all dead anyway.
Taking a shower at someones house and getting completly undressed then being like "how the hell do you turn this thing on?"
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? " Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie - Wiz Khalifa ?
The other night me and my girlfriend had an argument just before bed. She called me childish and said I have to sleep on the couch. But the jokes on her, because I built a fort out of the cushions on the couch and i hung a "Girls Not Allowed" sign up.
Girl: "Dad, I'm pregnant." Dad: "...Who's the father? Imma kick his ass!" Girl: "It's Justin Bieber's" Dad: "Oh, hahaha! It's okay, you're not pregnant!" Like if you get it :DD
You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell "STOP!!!" 2% would Cheer 1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet. Click like if you are that 1%
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard" Try to swim in the floor
Harry: I can talk to snakes Ron: Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter Harry: I have an invisibility cloak Ron: I have parents Harry: I banged your sister Ron: ........
Everybody thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy....... pppfffftttt yeah right, our dream is to eat without getting fat.
